- it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
- it's illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
- it's illegal to have a pair of pliers in your possession.
- it's illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
In California, it's illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub because the fresh squeezed orange can carry electricity.
In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on the Act of 1760.
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No, these aren’t real Texas laws, but they do have some potential.
If they can pass “Criminals have to give their victims 24 hours notice, and explain the nature of the crime to be committed,” who knows what they’ll do with these?

“Have a kids’ day all for kids!”
- freshman Marjorie Stewart
“If I could make a law it would be one can not wear pants that are too small and emphasize features that are unflattering to the body.”
- junior Laura Berry
“I would increase the number of days that students could miss school without losing credit.”
- senior Elizabeth Cox

“They should make a law that says students can ride roller skates in the hallway.”
- sophomore Natalia Lievana
“They should make a law that we don’t have to go to school the day after Halloween.”
- freshman Cherrell Mays